Produce & Botanical
21 catalogued entries
The vegetable kingdom does the least work for the most result. A gourd spends one summer doing nothing in particular and arrives at a mass no engineered object reaches without a budget and a permit. This is the largest section of the catalogue and it is not close, which the editors attribute less to editorial bias than to the simple fact that things which grow are under no obligation to stop.
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Thiccc Ficus Macrophylla
A sprawling tree of considerable breadth, known for its expansive canopy and robust trunk, often creating its own microclimate beneath its boughs.
2026-08-24 -
Tree, Sequoia
A towering arboreal monolith endemic to the western slopes of the Sierra Nevada, known for its prodigious diameter and commanding presence in any…
2026-07-28 -
Onion, Walla Walla
A bulbous vegetable of significant corpulence, known for its capacious diameter and mild sweetness; commonly found lounging in bulk displays where…
2026-07-26 -
Mango, Honey Ataulfo
A mango cultivar distinguished by its diminutive stature and remarkable breadth, often found lounging in ceramic bowls as if on a chaise longue.
2026-07-24 -
Honeydew, Giant
A melon of considerable diameter and heft, often found lounging in the produce section with an air of unhurried grandeur; esp.
2026-07-17 -
Beet, Sugar
An agricultural staple known for its considerable rotundity, the sugar beet exhibits a girthy profile that draws the eye in any produce aisle.
2026-07-08 -
Cactus, Saguaro
A towering succulent native to the Sonoran Desert, renowned for its expansive girth and impressive stature; often observed with reverence from a safe…
2026-07-04 -
Baobab, African
A tree of extraordinary girth and presence, native to the African savanna, revered for its strikingly thick trunk and formidable stature; often…
2026-06-23 -
Tree Stump, Old Growth
A residual column of wood, typically broad and expansive, representing the former majesty of a once towering tree; esp.
2026-06-22 -
Sequoia, General Sherman
A giant sequoia tree renowned for its extraordinary mass and height, particularly when viewed from ground level where the sky becomes a mere…
2026-05-29 -
Cabbage, Savoy
A botanical heavyweight of the brassica family, renowned for its deeply crinkled leaves and substantial presence in the garden; esp.
2026-05-18 -
Champion Watermelon, Heavyweight
A watermelon of exceptional mass and rotundity, typically displayed with pride at county fairs and agricultural exhibitions.
2026-05-11 -
Spruce, Suburban
A mature evergreen specimen (genus Picea) cultivated as a residential or municipal landscape feature; characteristically pyramidal, with branches…
2026-05-09 -
Watermelon, Moon and Stars
A cultivar of watermelon renowned for its celestial patterning of yellow spots and larger orbs set against a dark green rind, reminiscent of a night…
2026-05-05 -
Banana, Cavendish
A cultivar of banana (Musa acuminata) renowned for its robust and curvaceous physique, often found lounging in fruit bowls and breakfast spreads…
2026-05-03 -
Avocado, Domestic
A pear-shaped fruit (Persea americana) of disproportionate top-to-bottom mass distribution, often photographed sliced for visual emphasis.
2026-04-30 -
Heritage Tomato
A cultivar of tomato, often grown from seeds passed down through generations, characterized by its robust flavor and generous proportions.
2026-04-28 -
Pumpkin, Atlantic Giant
A cultivar of pumpkin renowned for its prodigious girth, cultivated primarily for competitive size and decorative impact.
2026-04-26 -
Squash, Banana
A member of the Cucurbitaceae family, characterized by an elongated shape and a robust girth, particularly when viewed in profile against contrasting…
2026-04-21 -
Courgette, Giant Green
A specimen of the Cucurbita pepo species displaying astonishing lateral expansion, often challenging the structural integrity of standard garden beds.
2026-04-16 -
Hay Bale, Round
A cylindrical agricultural assemblage characterized by its hefty diameter and dense constitution, often observed astern in pastoral vistas.
2026-04-12