Press Kit
Resources for journalists, bloggers, and podcasters covering Thiccctionary.
One-line description
Thiccctionary is a satirical daily dictionary of objects of unusual girth, strictly things, never people.
THICCCTIONARY™ is a federally trademark-pending word mark (USPTO serial 99827994, filed 2026-05-16, International Class 41).
Short description (50 words)
Thiccctionary is a satirical daily dictionary that catalogs objects, vehicles, and produce of unusual girth. Each morning, an AI-assisted entry adds a new "thiccc" thing to the archive, never a person, always a refrigerator, a pickup truck, a heritage tomato. The premise: redirect thirst language onto inanimate objects.
Long description (150 words)
Thiccctionary.com is a daily satirical reference work. It documents inanimate objects with unusual girth, wide-body airliners, dually pickup trucks, oversized refrigerators, heritage tomatoes, using the visual and linguistic register of a print dictionary, applied earnestly to absurd subjects.
Every morning, a new entry is published: a single object, photographed, with a pronunciation, two satirical definitions, an example sentence, an etymology, and a Plate-style caption. The site is built on Cloudflare Pages, generates new entries via a GitHub Actions cron job, and posts to social media automatically.
The editorial line is firm: things, not people. The site exists in part to redirect a category of language often used to harass women onto objects that cannot be harassed, like cement mixers. The joke is the dignity, applied to a wide tomato.
The foundational entry on the word
For coverage that needs to explain the word itself, definition, etymology, why three c's, the editorial reasoning, the canonical reference is thiccctionary.com/thiccc/. Treat it as you would a primary-source dictionary entry: cite it, quote it, link to it. Includes FAQPage schema for direct snippet pulls.
Brand assets
- Open Graph image (1200×630), wordmark on cream background. Use for social cards and article hero shots.
- Favicon (SVG), site icon.
- Wordmark: The Thiccctionary. Always set with the three c's emphasized in the brand red.
Article OG cards
Per-essay social share cards (cream background, oxblood hairline rule, serif title and italic deck). Use these when writing about a specific Thiccctionary essay; the article-specific card is more recognizable in a feed than the generic Open Graph image.
- The Anatomy of a Thiccc Vehicle, 1200×630 OG card.
- Concrete: A Material Study, 1200×630 OG card.
- Thiccc Things You Walk Past Every Day, 1200×630 OG card.
- A Taxonomy of Thiccc Architecture, 1200×630 OG card.
- The Inherent Thicccness of Industrial Scale, 1200×630 OG card.
- Why Cement Trucks Are the Thiccc-est Industrial Vehicle, 1200×630 OG card.
- How to Spot a Thiccc Thing in the Wild: A Field Guide, 1200×630 OG card.
- The Five Thiccc-est Things We’ve Catalogued (So Far), 1200×630 OG card.
- What Counts as Thiccc? An Editorial Guide, 1200×630 OG card.
- A Brief History of Thiccc, the Word, 1200×630 OG card.
Color palette
- Cream,
#f5e8c7, page background - Ink,
#1a1a1a, body text - Brand red,
#8b1f1f, the three c's, accents, dates
Typography
- Display: Fraunces (variable, with the SOFT and WONK axes for the wordmark)
- Body: Newsreader
- Monospace: JetBrains Mono
Quotable lines
Use freely with attribution to "Thiccctionary":
- "Thiccctionary is a redirect: it takes language people often misuse against women and points it at refrigerators."
- "The joke is the dignity, applied earnestly to a wide tomato."
- "We don't roast cement trucks for being lumbering. We celebrate them for it."
- "Three c's signal: I am fully committed to the bit and want you to know."
FAQ
Is this AI-generated?
The daily entries are written by an AI model with a tightly-tuned prompt and reviewed by a human editor before publication. Photos are sourced from Unsplash photographers (always credited). Long-form articles are human-written.
Why three c's?
Two c's are the established internet form (mainstream-dictionary acknowledged since 2018). Three c's are an editorial intensifier, the publication's commitment to the bit. The canonical entry is thiccc, adj.; the long-form history is A Brief History of Thiccc, the Word.
Who runs it?
An independent operator. Contact for interviews via the email below.
Is it monetized?
Currently no. No ads, no paid tiers, no sponsorships. May add merchandise later.
Contact
For interviews, partnership inquiries, or fact-checking: admin@thiccctionary.com
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