Reader SubmissionsBest Get Featured

The Thiccctionary

The catalog grows by submission. If you've spotted a thiccc thing in the wild, a parked truck, a heritage tomato at the farmer's market, the rear three-quarter of a 747, send it. Featured entries get a credit line with your name (or anonymous if you prefer). The criteria are simple: real objects only, no people, no animals, no stock-photo renders. Full editorial guide here.

Submit a Thiccc

Found one? Send it.

The automated filters take a first pass; an editor reviews before anything goes live. Most submissions take 24-48 hours from send to publish. If we feature yours, you'll see your name in the photo credit on the entry page, the social post, and the newsletter that goes out with it.

By submitting, you grant Thiccctionary a perpetual, royalty-free license to publish, edit, and republish your photograph and submission text, on the website, in social posts, and in any future print edition. You retain ownership of your photo. Full terms at our terms page. Strictly things, never people.

Our editorial filter automatically declines photos whose primary subject is a person or an animal, with a friendly explanation, not silence. The catalog is for objects, vehicles, plants, foods, and structures. Things, never people.