An Apparatus · The Editorial Apparatus
Is It Thiccc?
Drop in a photograph. Receive a thicccness rating, in the editorial register, with full commentary on silhouette, ratio, and character. Strictly things, never people.
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We do not rate humans here.
The Thiccctionary is a catalog of objects, vehicles, and produce. Bodies belong to their owners. Try a fire hydrant.
About this apparatus
The classifier reads the image, weighs it against our editorial standards (silhouette, ratio, character, presence), and returns a rating from 1 to 10 with commentary in the dictionary register.
It refuses photographs of people. This is not a body-rating tool. The rule is the brand promise.
You may rate up to 10 photographs per day at no cost. The limit resets at midnight UTC.