Terms of Use
Last updated: May 2, 2026
1. About this site
Thiccctionary.com (“the Site”) is a satirical daily dictionary of inanimate objects with unusual girth. All entries are fictional commentary on physical objects (vehicles, fruits, appliances, etc.) and are intended as comedy. The Site is operated by an individual author and is not affiliated with any company or product mentioned in entries.
2. Acceptance of terms
By accessing the Site, you agree to these Terms of Use. If you do not agree, please don’t use the Site.
3. Content ownership
All original content on the Site (entries, articles, branding, design) is © 2026 Thiccctionary. All rights reserved. You may share links to the Site freely. You may quote brief excerpts (under 100 words) with attribution. Bulk reproduction, redistribution, or republication in any format requires written permission.
Photographs in the catalog come from three sources, each handled appropriately:
- Unsplash photographers. Most entries are illustrated with photos sourced from Unsplash under the Unsplash License. The photographer is credited on each entry, with a link to their Unsplash profile.
- Editor-captured photos. Some entries use photographs taken by the Thiccctionary editorial team. These remain owned by Thiccctionary; reproduction outside this Site requires permission.
- User submissions. Photos submitted via the Submit a Thiccc form are licensed to Thiccctionary perpetually, royalty-free, for use on the Site, in social posts, and in any future print edition. Submitters retain ownership of their photographs and are credited on each entry.
4. Acceptable use
Use the Site responsibly. Do not attempt to disrupt, scrape at scale, or extract proprietary content for use in competing products. Do not impersonate the Site or misrepresent its content. Do not use the Site as part of any harassment campaign, the Site’s entire premise is that thirst language belongs to objects, not people.
5. Submissions
If you submit an entry suggestion via the submission form, you grant Thiccctionary a perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, modify, and publish your suggestion in any form. We may credit you or not, at our discretion. We may publish, edit, or reject any submission for any reason.
6. No warranties
The Site is provided “as is,” without warranty of any kind. We don’t guarantee the Site will be error-free, available, or accurate. The entries are jokes; they are not factual statements about the products described.
7. Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Thiccctionary and its operator are not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Site.
8. Changes
We may update these Terms at any time. Material changes will be reflected in the “Last updated” date above. Continued use of the Site after changes constitutes acceptance.
9. Contact
Questions about these Terms? Email admin@thiccctionary.com.