Terms of Use

Last updated: October 19, 2026

1. About this site

Thiccctionary.com (“the Site”) is a satirical daily dictionary of inanimate objects with unusual girth. All entries are fictional commentary on physical objects (vehicles, fruits, appliances, etc.) and are intended as comedy. The Site is operated by an individual author and is not affiliated with any company or product mentioned in entries.

2. Acceptance of terms

By accessing the Site, you agree to these Terms of Use. If you do not agree, please don’t use the Site.

3. Content ownership

All original content on the Site (entries, articles, branding, design) is © 2026 Thiccctionary. All rights reserved. You may share links to the Site freely. You may quote brief excerpts (under 100 words) with attribution. Bulk reproduction, redistribution, or republication in any format requires written permission.

Photographs in the catalog come from three sources, each handled appropriately:

• Unsplash photographers. Most entries are illustrated with photos sourced from Unsplash under the Unsplash License. The photographer is credited on each entry, with a link to their Unsplash profile.
• Editor-captured photos. Some entries use photographs taken by the Thiccctionary editorial team. These remain owned by Thiccctionary; reproduction outside this Site requires permission.
• User submissions. Photos submitted via the Submit a Thiccc form are licensed to Thiccctionary perpetually, royalty-free, for use on the Site, in social posts, and in any future print edition. Submitters retain ownership of their photographs and are credited on each entry.

4. Acceptable use

Use the Site responsibly. Do not attempt to disrupt, scrape at scale, or extract proprietary content for use in competing products. Do not impersonate the Site or misrepresent its content. Do not use the Site as part of any harassment campaign, the Site’s entire premise is that thirst language belongs to objects, not people.

5. Submissions

If you submit a photo or an entry suggestion (through the submission form or any other channel we run), you grant Thiccctionary a perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, worldwide license to use, modify, and publish it in any form, including on the Site, in social posts, and in any print edition. You keep ownership of your photograph. We may credit you or not, at our discretion, and we may publish, edit, or reject any submission for any reason.

When you submit a photo, you confirm that: (a) you took it, or you have the photographer’s permission to grant the license above; (b) it does not show any identifiable person, and never shows a minor; (c) it does not infringe anyone’s copyright, trademark, privacy, or other rights; and (d) you are at least 13 years old. You agree to cover any claims, costs, or damages that arise because one of these statements was not true.

Photos are re-encoded in your browser before upload, which removes location and camera data. Rejected photos are deleted.

5a. Copyright complaints and removal requests

If you believe something on the Site uses your work without permission, or shows you, email admin@thiccctionary.com with: your name and contact details; the work you own (or a description of it); the URL of the material on the Site; a statement that you believe in good faith the use is not authorized; a statement that the information in your notice is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that you are the owner or authorized to act for the owner; and your physical or electronic signature. We review every notice promptly and remove material where appropriate. We remove submissions from, and stop accepting submissions from, anyone who repeatedly submits infringing material.

6. No warranties

The Site is provided “as is,” without warranty of any kind. We don’t guarantee the Site will be error-free, available, or accurate. The entries are jokes; they are not factual statements about the products described.

7. Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Thiccctionary and its operator are not liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Site.

8. Changes

We may update these Terms at any time. Material changes will be reflected in the “Last updated” date above. Continued use of the Site after changes constitutes acceptance.

9. Contact

Questions about these Terms? Email admin@thiccctionary.com.