Thiccctionary — A Daily Reference for Thiccc Things

Entry of the Day

Plate I. — A specimen of considerable rear-end displacement.

Thiccc Boeing

/ˈθɪk ˈboʊ.ɪŋ/ n.

1. A widebody aircraft whose aft fuselage exhibits significantly more curvature than its fore fuselage; esp. one parked tail-toward the camera at golden hour.
2. colloq. Any commercial jet you'd describe as "built."

In a sentence —

"That 747 is straight-up a thiccc Boeing. The empennage on her? Architectural."

Etymology —

From thiccc (internet vernacular, c. 2015, "voluptuous; full-bodied," with an extra c for emphasis) + Boeing Company (Seattle-based aircraft manufacturer, est. 1916). First attested on Thiccctionary.com, May 2026.

aircraft aviation tail-heavy

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