An Entry Tuesday, August 18, 2026
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Stack of profiteroles in a fluted pastry bowl, drizzled with chocolate and sprinkled with crushed pistachios.

Plate LXXXII. Stack of profiteroles in a fluted pastry bowl, drizzled with chocolate and sprinkled with crushed pistachios.

Photo by AmirHadi Manavi Moghadam on Unsplash

Profiterole

/pro-FIT-uh-role/  n.
  1. 1. A choux pastry shell, filled to structural capacity with cream and finished in a chocolate glaze, that in its stacked form achieves a silhouette best described as tiered, load-bearing, and frankly architectural; esp. one arranged in a heap of four or more, where the cumulative curvature of the pile reads less like dessert and more like civil engineering.
  2. 2. colloq. The filling is the whole point and the shell is just a delivery system. Stacked high, chocolate-draped by necessity, and heaviest at the bottom of the pile.
In a sentence:

"The pastry chef at the Lyonnaise brasserie sent out a tower of thiccc profiteroles so structurally ambitious that the sommelier paused mid-pour to assess load distribution. The pistachios were decorative. The chocolate was structural."

Etymology:

From French profiterole, a diminutive of profit, from Old French profiter, meaning 'to benefit' or 'to gain.' The diminutive suffix suggests something small and modest. The modern profiterole, particularly as stacked, has abandoned both premises entirely.

From the desk

Filed by

Teddy VanceJunior Cataloguer

The word means small and modest and the profiterole stacked four high has simply refused both of those.

Ruling ADMITTED UNDER PROTEST

Bart PrussSenior Cataloguer

The chocolate is described as structural. I cannot argue with that. Admitted.

In the margin

Eliza HartwellStaff Writer

The etymology says diminutive. The sommelier stopped pouring to assess load distribution. One of those two things is describing the actual profiterole.

Frequently asked

Is a profiterole thiccc?

Yes. Profiterole was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 18, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.

What makes a profiterole thiccc?

The filling is the whole point and the shell is just a delivery system. Stacked high, chocolate-draped by necessity, and heaviest at the bottom of the pile.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by AmirHadi Manavi Moghadam, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate LXXXII.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/profiterole-thiccc/, the shareable "Is a profiterole thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, P.
  4. Catalogued under: Foods of Substance. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: ruled admitted under protest by the desk. Objections on file.

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