An Entry Monday, August 17, 2026
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Savoy Cabbage, catalogued as thiccc

Plate LXXXI. Savoy cabbage.

Photo by Bryam Blanco on Unsplash

Savoy Cabbage

/SAY-voy KAB-ij/  n.
  1. 1. A cultivar of Brassica oleracea distinguished from its flat-leafed cousins by deeply crinkled, corrugated outer leaves that ruffle outward in dense, overlapping layers, producing a head of real circumference and an overall silhouette best described as full-seated.
  2. 2. colloq. Produce that arrived at the farmers' market having already decided how much shelf space it was getting. The leaves do not tuck in; they present.
In a sentence:

"The Savoy cabbage Marguerite pulled from her CSA box was so thiccc it took up the entire cutting board and one corner of the counter. The crinkle on her was structural."

Etymology:

From Savoy, the Alpine region straddling modern France and Italy, whence this variety was historically associated; combined with Middle English caboche, from Old North French, meaning 'head.' The region gave it the name. The head gave it the reputation.

From the desk

Filed by

Eliza HartwellStaff Writer

The crinkle is structural and the silhouette is full-seated and I am not going to explain that further.

Ruling ADMITTED UNDER PROTEST

Bart PrussSenior Cataloguer

The corrugated outer leaves ruffle outward in dense overlapping layers and produce a head of documented circumference. The Alpine provenance is irrelevant. The shape is not.

In the margin

Teddy VanceJunior Cataloguer

The fact that each individual crinkle is load-bearing and also part of a larger crinkle situation, which is itself load-bearing, is the most inspiring thing I have encountered this quarter.

Frequently asked

Is a savoy cabbage thiccc?

Yes. Savoy Cabbage was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 17, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.

What makes a savoy cabbage thiccc?

Produce that arrived at the farmers' market having already decided how much shelf space it was getting. The leaves do not tuck in; they present.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Bryam Blanco, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate LXXXI.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/savoy-cabbage-thiccc/, the shareable "Is a savoy cabbage thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, S.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: ruled admitted under protest by the desk. Objections on file.

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