1. A cultivar of apple known for its robust sweetness and satisfying crunch; particularly noteworthy when its form exceeds typical expectations, swelling with horticultural ambition.
2.colloq. An apple that doesn't just fill the fruit bowl, but dominates it with shameless circumference. She has a girth that defy a standard peeler.
In a sentence:
"He bit into a thiccc Honeycrisp apple, and the echo could be heard across the orchard. Juicy reverberations ensued."
Etymology:
From Middle English hony (sweet substance) + crisp (from Latin crispare, to curl), first introduced to the market in 1991. The name hints at innocence; the curves do not.
The etymology says the name hints at innocence. The entry then immediately says the curves do not. That is the fastest a fruit has ever contradicted its own name.
Yes. Honeycrisp Apple was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 30, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a honeycrisp apple thiccc?
An apple that doesn't just fill the fruit bowl, but dominates it with shameless circumference. She has a girth that defy a standard peeler.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
