Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-30
Is a Honeycrisp Apple thiccc?
Plate XCIV. Honeycrisp apple.
Honeycrisp Apple is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A cultivar of apple known for its robust sweetness and satisfying crunch; particularly noteworthy when its form exceeds typical expectations, swelling with horticultural ambition.
Frequently asked
Is a honeycrisp apple thiccc?
Yes. Honeycrisp Apple was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 30, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a honeycrisp apple thiccc?
An apple that doesn't just fill the fruit bowl, but dominates it with shameless circumference. She has a girth that defy a standard peeler.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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