An Entry Friday, August 21, 2026
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A venerable ship's anchor, resting on the dock with the unhurried confidence of an object nobody has ever asked to move by

Plate CXXX., A venerable ship's anchor, resting on the dock with the unhurried confidence of an object nobody has ever asked to move by hand.

Photo by Katja Diederich on Unsplash

Anchor, Ship's

/ANG-ker/  n.
  1. 1. A cast-iron or forged-steel fluke assembly of considerable heft, lowered to bite into the seabed and hold a vessel fast against wind, current, and second thoughts.
  2. 2. colloq. The one object on a ship guaranteed to win a staring contest with gravity.
In a sentence,

"The anchor came down with a clang that rattled every coffee cup in the galley."

Etymology,

From Old English ancor, by way of Latin ancora and Greek ankyra. Three languages, one unbothered slab of metal.

Frequently asked

Is a ship's anchor thiccc?

Yes. Anchor, Ship's is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on August 21, 2026 and filed in the Industrial Machinery section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.

What makes a ship's anchor thiccc?

colloq. The one object on a ship guaranteed to win a staring contest with gravity.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Katja Diederich, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate CXXX.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/anchor-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is an anchor thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, A.
  4. Catalogued under: Industrial Machinery. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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