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Entry · Thursday, September 17, 2026
Plate CXII. A plate of yellow plums, piled high.
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Plum
/plum/ n.
1. A stone fruit of noteworthy rotundity, often exhibiting a curvature that suggests it was sculpted by a particularly indulgent orchardist.2. colloq. Fruit with a silhouette that won't be contained by a standard fruit bowl, opting instead to imply it's the reason the bowl exists.
In a sentence:
"Rafa's tree produced a thiccc plum that made the banana split look like an afterthought. The plate was merely a suggestion."
Etymology:
From Old English plūme , through Latin prunum , originally Greek proumnon , a fruit known for its stone-cold demeanor.
From the desk
Filed by
Teddy Vance Junior Cataloguer
The stone alone gives this fruit a structural core that most entries can only aspire to, honestly.
Ruling ADMITTED, WITH A FOOTNOTE
Bart Pruss Senior Cataloguer
Admitted. The curvature is documentable and the stone is load-bearing in a way I cannot argue with.
In the margin
Eliza Hartwell Staff Writer
Bart said the stone is load-bearing. The plum has been waiting for someone to notice that and did not thank him.
produce natural-specimens
Frequently asked
Is a plum thiccc?
Yes. Plum was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 17, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a plum thiccc?
Fruit with a silhouette that won't be contained by a standard fruit bowl, opting instead to imply it's the reason the bowl exists.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
An editorial apparatus
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