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Vault Door, Bank

Plate N., An imposing guardian of financial secrets, seen in monochrome majesty.

Photo by Manuel Palmeira on Unsplash

Vault Door, Bank

/vawlt dor, bank/  n.
  1. 1. A security barrier of formidable rotundity, typically installed to guard the inner sanctum of financial institutions, esp. when viewed astern, in raking light.
  2. 2. colloq. A door that refuses to be merely a threshold, instead declaring its presence with an insistent, metallic heft.
In a sentence,

"He admired the thiccc bank vault door, its formidable presence making the lobby feel like a mere appetizer."

Etymology,

From Middle English 'vaulte', derived from Anglo-French 'voute', meaning 'arched roof or chamber', combined with 'door', from Old English 'duru'. The combination ensures no one gets past without a formal introduction.

Sources

  1. Photograph by Manuel Palmeira, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/vault-door-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a vault door thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, V.
  4. Catalogued under: Architecture & Infrastructure. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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