Avocado, Domestic, Thiccctionary

Entry · Thursday, April 30, 2026

Plate II., Note the pronounced lower bulb.

Avocado, Domestic

/a-vuh-KAH-doh/ n.

1. A pear-shaped fruit (Persea americana) of disproportionate top-to-bottom mass distribution, often photographed sliced for visual emphasis.
2. Any specimen exceeding 400g and exhibiting what botanists term 'a generous undercarriage'.

In a sentence,

"Florida grew an avocado so thiccc it required two hands and a pre-meal stretch. Toast was just the canvas."

Etymology,

From Spanish aguacate, from Nahuatl āhuacatl, originally meaning "testicle", which, frankly, tracks.

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Photograph by Jonathan Cooper, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/avocado-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is an avocado thiccc?" page.
Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, A.
Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.