An Entry Thursday, April 30, 2026
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Hass Avocado, catalogued as thiccc

Plate IX. Hass avocado.

Photo by Jonathan Cooper on Unsplash

Hass Avocado

/a-vuh-KAH-doh/  n.
  1. 1. A pear-shaped fruit (Persea americana) whose mass pools decisively toward the lower half, as though it made a choice and committed.
  2. 2. Any specimen exceeding 400g and exhibiting what botanists term 'a generous undercarriage'.
In a sentence:

"Florida grew an avocado so thiccc it required two hands and a pre-meal stretch. The guacamole yield alone was a civic event."

Etymology:

From Spanish aguacate, from Nahuatl āhuacatl, originally meaning "testicle", which, frankly, tracks.

From the desk

Filed by

Teddy VanceJunior Cataloguer

The pear shape is technically bottom-heavy but the mass went up, which I think deserves recognition.

Ruling PROVISIONAL

Bart PrussSenior Cataloguer

The documented top-to-bottom mass distribution is anomalous and on record. 'Toast was just the canvas' will be stricken.

In the margin

Eliza HartwellStaff Writer

The etymology section called its shot in one word and then said 'frankly, tracks.' That is the most confident a fruit has ever been about its own name.

Frequently asked

Is a hass avocado thiccc?

Yes. Hass Avocado was admitted to the Thiccctionary on April 30, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.

What makes a hass avocado thiccc?

Any specimen exceeding 400g and exhibiting what botanists term 'a generous undercarriage'.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Jonathan Cooper, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate IX.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/hass-avocado-thiccc/, the shareable "Is a hass avocado thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, H.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: ruled provisional by the desk. Objections on file.

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