Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-04-30
Is a Hass Avocado thiccc?
Plate IX. Hass avocado.
Hass Avocado is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A pear-shaped fruit (Persea americana) whose mass pools decisively toward the lower half, as though it made a choice and committed.
Frequently asked
Is a hass avocado thiccc?
Yes. Hass Avocado was admitted to the Thiccctionary on April 30, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a hass avocado thiccc?
Any specimen exceeding 400g and exhibiting what botanists term 'a generous undercarriage'.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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