1. A tropical bromeliad fruit (Ananas comosus) of pronounced structural ambition: broad at the base, armored in interlocking plates, and crowned with a spiky topknot that does nothing for the silhouette and everything for the attitude. The midsection is load-bearing. This is not a metaphor.
2.slang. Fruit that arrived at the party already overdressed below the equator. The crown is a formality. Everything south of it is the argument.
In a sentence:
"The thiccc pineapple at the Honolulu farmers' market sat on the table like it had already won. The vendor stopped quoting prices and just pointed."
Etymology:
From early modern English pineapple (1660s), coined by European explorers who saw a fruit shaped like a pine cone and named it accordingly, which suggests they were looking at the top and ignoring the rest. Characteristic.
Yes. Pineapple was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 5, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a pineapple thiccc?
Fruit that arrived at the party already overdressed below the equator. The crown is a formality. Everything south of it is the argument.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
