Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-08-05
Is a Pineapple thiccc?
Plate LXX. Pineapple on a yellow surface.
Pineapple is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A tropical bromeliad fruit (Ananas comosus) of pronounced structural ambition: broad at the base, armored in interlocking plates, and crowned with a spiky topknot that does nothing for the silhouette and everything for…
Frequently asked
Is a pineapple thiccc?
Yes. Pineapple was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 5, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a pineapple thiccc?
Fruit that arrived at the party already overdressed below the equator. The crown is a formality. Everything south of it is the argument.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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