1. A capacious glass bottle, often enclosed in a wicker or wooden basket, traditionally used for fermenting or storing liquids; noted for its bulbous form and ample posterior.
2.colloq. The silent partner in the wine cellar, always ready to back that thing up with an overachieving waistline.
In a sentence:
"The vintage thiccc demijohn sat on the barrel, its curves suggesting a capacity for more than just wine."
Etymology:
From French dame-jeanne, a reference to the bottle's rounded shape, rumored to resemble a certain noblewoman's attire. The extra 'c' is for those who appreciate her volume.
A bottle so committed to its own circumference that it required a basket just to contain the implication of itself. That is not storage. That is architecture.
Yes. Demijohn was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 8, 2026 and filed in the Domestic Goods section. The ruling on file: Admitted on appeal. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a demijohn thiccc?
The silent partner in the wine cellar, always ready to back that thing up with an overachieving waistline.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
