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Bratwurst, Coiled

Plate N., A thiccc spiral that defies the plate's edge.

Photo by personalgraphic.com on Unsplash

Bratwurst, Coiled

/BRAT-wurst, koy-ld/  n.
  1. 1. A spiral-shaped sausage of culinary girth, characterized by its dense and continuous form, often presented in a manner that challenges conventional plate boundaries.
  2. 2. colloq. Industrial-grade sausage that invites reconsideration of circular geometry. What one might call a meat helix of ambitious proportions.
In a sentence,

"At the barbecue, he unfurled a thiccc coiled bratwurst that seemed to redefine the picnic table's perimeter. The grill was its stage."

Etymology,

From German bratwurst, from braten 'to fry' + wurst 'sausage'. 'Coiled' added by those who like their sausage with a side of geometry.

Sources

  1. Photograph by personalgraphic.com, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/bratwurst-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a bratwurst thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, B.
  4. Catalogued under: Foods of Substance. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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