Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-06-17
Is a Coiled Bratwurst thiccc?
Plate XL. Coiled bratwurst on a wooden cutting board.
Coiled Bratwurst is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A bratwurst of sufficient length and girth to be coiled upon itself in a continuous spiral, forming a disc of seasoned pork that occupies a cutting board the way a tire occupies a rim: completely, and with conviction.
Frequently asked
Is a coiled bratwurst thiccc?
Yes. Coiled Bratwurst was admitted to the Thiccctionary on June 17, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a coiled bratwurst thiccc?
Pork that has made a decision about its shape and committed. The circumference is not a surprise; it is a statement of record. Viewed from above on a wooden board, the coil reads as architectural.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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