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The Thiccctionary

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Double Bass, Upright

Plate N. A jazz quintet negotiates the spatial demands of an upright double bass.

Photo by James Ertl on Unsplash

Double Bass, Upright

duh-bul BAYSS, UP-right  n.
  1. 1. A stringed instrument of formidable stature and considerable posterior beam, often anchoring jazz ensembles with its resonant low end.
  2. 2. colloq. A sonic titan of the orchestra pit, its sound waves displace air as confidently as its bulk does floor space.
In a sentence,

"The jazz band struggled to fit the thiccc double bass on stage without a shifting tectonic plate. The drummer's stool became a casualty."

Etymology,

From Italian 'basso' meaning 'low' and 'doppio' meaning 'double', reflecting both its range and the Herculean effort required to move it. Symphonic logistics never saw it coming.

Sources

  1. Photograph by James Ertl, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/double-bass-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a double bass thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, D.
  4. Catalogued under: Musical Instruments. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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