Bratwurst, Coiled, Thiccctionary

Entry · Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Plate N., A thiccc spiral that defies the plate's edge.

Bratwurst, Coiled

/BRAT-wurst, koy-ld/ n.

1. A spiral-shaped sausage of culinary girth, characterized by its dense and continuous form, often presented in a manner that challenges conventional plate boundaries.
2. colloq. Industrial-grade sausage that invites reconsideration of circular geometry. What one might call a meat helix of ambitious proportions.

In a sentence,

"At the barbecue, he unfurled a thiccc coiled bratwurst that seemed to redefine the picnic table's perimeter. The grill was its stage."

Etymology,

From German bratwurst, from braten 'to fry' + wurst 'sausage'. 'Coiled' added by those who like their sausage with a side of geometry.

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Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, B.
Catalogued under: Foods of Substance. See related entries below.
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