1. A small-statured mango cultivar of Mexican origin that compensates for its modest length with a posterior curvature so pronounced it reads as architectural; the flesh-to-seed ratio is, by botanical standards, unconscionably generous.
2.colloq. Where a Tommy Atkins mango is all shoulder and no follow-through, the Ataulfo carries her weight toward the back end, golden, unhurried, and built rear-first.
In a sentence:
"She set a thiccc Ataulfo mango on the cutting board at the Oaxacan cooking class and the instructor paused mid-sentence. The seed was an afterthought."
Etymology:
From Ataulfo Morales Gordillo, a Mexican mango grower from Chiapas credited with cultivating the variety commercially in the mid-20th century, combined with Spanish mango, from Portuguese, from Malay mangga, from Tamil mankay. A fruit named after one man, built like a monument to another era entirely.
Yes. Ataulfo Mango was admitted to the Thiccctionary on July 24, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted on appeal. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes an ataulfo mango thiccc?
Where a Tommy Atkins mango is all shoulder and no follow-through, the Ataulfo carries her weight toward the back end, golden, unhurried, and built rear-first.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
