1. A species of squash characterized by its full-bodied rotundity and deep, saturated coloring, often found taking up more than its fair share of the farmers market table.
2.colloq. Produce that brings its own gravitational field, with enough girth to make a hay bale feel decorative.
In a sentence:
"The farm market displayed a thiccc Cucurbita pepo, its curves demanding extra space on the straw. The hay bale beside her was purely structural."
Etymology:
From Latin curcubita (gourd), and the species name pepo from Latin pepo, meaning 'melon'. Nature decided that round was the new flat.
Yes. Field Pumpkin was admitted to the Thiccctionary on July 2, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a field pumpkin thiccc?
Produce that brings its own gravitational field, with enough girth to make a hay bale feel decorative.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
