Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-07-02
Is a Field Pumpkin thiccc?
Plate XLVII. Collection of richly colored pumpkins on straw.
Field Pumpkin is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A species of squash characterized by its full-bodied rotundity and deep, saturated coloring, often found taking up more than its fair share of the farmers market table.
Frequently asked
Is a field pumpkin thiccc?
Yes. Field Pumpkin was admitted to the Thiccctionary on July 2, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a field pumpkin thiccc?
Produce that brings its own gravitational field, with enough girth to make a hay bale feel decorative.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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