1. A circular bread product adorned with a generous and heterogeneous array of toppings, identifiable by its buoyant midsection and robust crust thickness when viewed in cross-section.
2.colloq. A breakfast staple that arrives fully loaded, refusing to fit into a toaster without first demanding respect.
In a sentence,
"He encountered a thiccc everything bagel, its sesame and poppy seed circumference rivaling the plate. Cream cheese was merely a suggestion."
Etymology,
From Yiddish beygl, ultimately from Middle High German bügel, meaning 'ring' or 'bracelet'. The 'everything' variant emerged when indecision met opportunity.
Yes. Bagel, Everything is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on June 8, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes an everything bagel thiccc?
A breakfast staple that arrives fully loaded, refusing to fit into a toaster without first demanding respect.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
