An Entry Sunday, June 7, 2026
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Orgel im Erfurter Dom, an exemplar of ecclesiastical thicccness.

Plate LVIII., Orgel im Erfurter Dom, an exemplar of ecclesiastical thicccness.

Photo by Kai Karl on Unsplash

Pipe Organ, Cathedral

/PIPE OR-gan, ka-THEE-dral/  n.
  1. 1. A grandiose musical apparatus housed in cathedrals, characterized by an imposing array of pipes that collectively form a soundscape of formidable depth, often viewed astern in raking light for full effect.
  2. 2. colloq. A sound sculpture of such grandeur and acoustic girth that it refuses to be contained by mere brick and mortar.
In a sentence,

"The choir was drowned out by the thiccc cathedral pipe organ, which turned hymns into symphonic avalanches."

Etymology,

From Latin 'pipare' (to chirp or peep) + 'organum' (instrument or tool), first attested in the ecclesiastical context during the 10th century. The sheer scale of modern examples suggests they might have been tuning for the apocalypse.

Frequently asked

Is a cathedral pipe organ thiccc?

Yes. Pipe Organ, Cathedral is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on June 7, 2026 and filed in the Musical Instruments section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.

What makes a cathedral pipe organ thiccc?

A sound sculpture of such grandeur and acoustic girth that it refuses to be contained by mere brick and mortar.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Kai Karl, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate LVIII.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/pipe-organ-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a pipe organ thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, P.
  4. Catalogued under: Musical Instruments. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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