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Carved pumpkin jack-o'-lantern sitting on flat stones outdoors.

Plate CXLVIII. Carved pumpkin jack-o'-lantern sitting on flat stones outdoors.

Photo by David Trinks on Unsplash

Jack-o'-Lantern

/JAK-oh-lan-tern/  n.
  1. 1. A field pumpkin of sufficient equatorial girth, carved into a seasonal effigy and illuminated from within; esp. one whose uncarved posterior, viewed in raking autumn light, retains the full, unedited silhouette of the source specimen and suggests the sculptor exercised considerable restraint in choosing which face to work on.
  2. 2. colloq. Seasonal gourd art that committed everything to the back half. The front got a triangle nose. The rear got all the prayers of a long summer.
In a sentence:

"The thiccc jack-o'-lantern on the Kowalski front stoop had to be carried in from the car on a furniture dolly. The carved face looked like an afterthought; the real statement was the other side."

Etymology:

From Jack (familiar form of John, used in English folklore for unnamed or everyman figures, attested from the 14th century) and lantern (from Old French lanterne, from Latin lanterna, itself from Greek lampter, 'torch'). The name originally referred to the ignis fatuus, the will-o'-the-wisp, a pale light haunting marshes at night. Somewhere between the bog and the county fair weigh-in, the gourd got involved.

From the desk

Filed by

Eliza HartwellStaff Writer

The furniture dolly is in the example sentence and I am not explaining further.

Ruling PROVISIONAL

Bart PrussSenior Cataloguer

The uncarved posterior is described as retaining the full, unedited silhouette. Pending confirmation the dolly was load-bearing and not decorative.

In the margin

Teddy VanceJunior Cataloguer

The sculptor chose a face and left the entire back half completely untouched, which means the back half won the negotiation.

Frequently asked

Is a jack-o'-lantern thiccc?

Yes. Jack-o'-Lantern was admitted to the Thiccctionary on October 23, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.

What makes a jack-o'-lantern thiccc?

Seasonal gourd art that committed everything to the back half. The front got a triangle nose. The rear got all the prayers of a long summer.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by David Trinks, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate CXLVIII.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/jack-o-lantern-thiccc/, the shareable "Is a jack-o'-lantern thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, J.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: ruled provisional by the desk. Objections on file.

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