1. A winter squash (Cucurbita moschata) of characteristically pear-shaped silhouette, wherein the lower bulb carries the structural ambition the neck quietly declined: dense, tan, and bottom-weighted in a way that reads less like botany and more like a deliberate architectural choice.
2.colloq. One squash, nothing else in frame, and the bulb still takes up most of it. She is laid on her side and the rear end is still winning. The neck is the formality. The bulb is the point.
In a sentence:
"The farmers market vendor stacked a crate of thiccc butternut squash in a single column and abandoned the project by the third one. Gravity had opinions."
Etymology:
From butter (Old English butere, from Latin butyrum, from Greek boutyron, 'cow-cheese') + nut (Old English hnutu) + squash (shortened from Narragansett askutasquash, meaning 'eaten raw or uncooked'). The Narragansett had no word for 'thiccc.' They did not need one. The squash communicated it directly.
Yes. Butternut Squash was admitted to the Thiccctionary on October 7, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted under protest. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a butternut squash thiccc?
One squash, nothing else in frame, and the bulb still takes up most of it. She is laid on her side and the rear end is still winning. The neck is the formality. The bulb is the point.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
