An Entry Thursday, September 3, 2026
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Burrito with various fillings.

Plate XCVIII. Burrito with various fillings.

Photo by LikeMeat on Unsplash

Burrito

/buh-REE-toh/  n.
  1. 1. A flour tortilla, tightly rolled around a filling of such density and volume that the tortilla is less a wrapper than a structural commitment; esp. one photographed side-on, where the back half takes over and the front half is largely symbolic.
  2. 2. colloq. Cylindrical food with hips. The tortilla is doing its best.
In a sentence:

"The line cook at the Guadalajara spot on Flatbush slid a thiccc burrito across the counter and it landed with the authority of a sandbag. The foil was already losing the argument."

Etymology:

From Spanish burrito, diminutive of burro, meaning 'donkey,' the logic being that a small donkey carries a heavy load. The diminutive has not aged well as a descriptor. Nothing diminutive has occurred here.

From the desk

Filed by

Margie Whitmore-HessianEditor-in-Chief

My personal shopper in Milan once refused a burrito on principle, which tells you everything about the burrito.

Ruling ADMITTED

Bart PrussSenior Cataloguer

The seam is load-bearing. The diminutive suffix is not. Admitted.

In the margin

Eliza HartwellStaff Writer

The entry notes the foil was doing structural work. The paper wrapper did not quit. It was relieved of duty.

Frequently asked

Is a burrito thiccc?

Yes. Burrito was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 3, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.

What makes a burrito thiccc?

Cylindrical food with hips. The tortilla is doing its best.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by LikeMeat, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate XCVIII.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/burrito-thiccc/, the shareable "Is a burrito thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, B.
  4. Catalogued under: Foods of Substance. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: ruled admitted by the desk. Objections on file.

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