1. A folded pizza of significant heft and curvature, typically stuffed with a variety of cheeses, meats, and vegetables. Often encountered in Italian eateries where its silhouette challenges the confines of any standard plate.
2.slang. A thiccc conqueror of hunger, known for its dumpling-like structure that packs a punch in every bite. Back it up slowly, it’s not here to negotiate portion sizes.
In a sentence:
"A thiccc calzone arrived at the table and the table braced for impact. The mozzarella overflowed like an afterthought."
Etymology:
From Italian calzone, meaning 'trouser leg', a nod to its pocket-like structure. Historically, no actual trousers were harmed.
The mozzarella overflow is logged as structural, not decorative. Footnote: 'challenges the confines of any standard plate' is a plate problem. Admitted.
Yes. Calzone was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 2, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a calzone thiccc?
A thiccc conqueror of hunger, known for its dumpling-like structure that packs a punch in every bite. Back it up slowly, it’s not here to negotiate portion sizes.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
