Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-09-02
Is a Calzone thiccc?
Plate XCVII. Calzone on a wooden board with greens.
Calzone is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A folded pizza of significant heft and curvature, typically stuffed with a variety of cheeses, meats, and vegetables.
Frequently asked
Is a calzone thiccc?
Yes. Calzone was admitted to the Thiccctionary on September 2, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a calzone thiccc?
A thiccc conqueror of hunger, known for its dumpling-like structure that packs a punch in every bite. Back it up slowly, it’s not here to negotiate portion sizes.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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