1. A bulbous root vegetable prized for its substantial undercarriage and earthy flavor, reliably found in the produce aisle carrying more girth than the bin was designed for.
2.colloq. A field-grown unit of shameless curvature, turning heads at the farmer's market with its full-bodied silhouette.
In a sentence:
"He toted a thiccc rutabaga from the farmers' market, its rear end demanding a separate basket. The cabbage family never saw it coming."
Etymology:
From Swedish rotabagge, meaning 'root bag'. It truly embraces the bag part of its name.
Bulbous undercarriage confirmed. The rear profile exceeds the anterior by a documented margin and the basket situation is not hyperbole. Admitted pending girth.
Yes. Rutabaga was admitted to the Thiccctionary on August 26, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Provisional. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a rutabaga thiccc?
A field-grown unit of shameless curvature, turning heads at the farmer's market with its full-bodied silhouette.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
