1. An architectural arrangement of cupcakes, stacked with precision and topped with frosting, typically reserved for celebratory events; esp. one whose tiered profile communicates, without ambiguity, that someone meant business.
2.colloq. A pastry arrangement that answers the question 'how many cupcakes?' with 'yes,' and treats moderation as a rumour.
In a sentence:
"At the Seattle wedding, a thiccc cupcake tower stood center stage, making the cake table feel like a formality."
Etymology:
From 'cup', a vessel for drinking, originating from Middle English 'cupe', and 'cake', from Old Norse 'kaka', meaning a form of sweet bread. The tower concept, however, is all about excess.
Yes. Cupcake Tower was admitted to the Thiccctionary on July 9, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a cupcake tower thiccc?
A pastry arrangement that answers the question 'how many cupcakes?' with 'yes,' and treats moderation as a rumour.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
