1. A confectionary monument of stacked indulgence, typically composed of three graduated layers, each encased in fondant and supported by internal engineering. Esp. one viewed in raking light, where shadows deepen its architectural intrigue.
2.colloq. The skyscraper of desserts, refusing to yield under the weight of matrimonial expectation.
In a sentence,
"The reception halted as the newlyweds approached their thiccc three-tier wedding cake. It was a crowd-control masterpiece."
Etymology,
From Old Norse 'kaka' (cake), merging with Middle English 'weddung' (wedding), which itself derived from 'weddian' (to pledge). Originally more concerned with vows than vanilla.
Yes. Cake, Wedding Three-Tier is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on July 16, 2026 and filed in the Foods of Substance section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes a wedding three-tier cake thiccc?
The skyscraper of desserts, refusing to yield under the weight of matrimonial expectation.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
Sources
Photograph by Quilia, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate XCVII.
