1. A substantial, resonant keyboard instrument, designed for symphonic performances, characterized by its elongated, curvaceous body that demands both reverence and a spacious venue.
2.colloq. A musical behemoth, unapologetically thiccc, exuding grandeur and sonorous vibes, often seen lounging in concert halls like it owns the place.
In a sentence,
"Even in the presence of a thiccc Steinway grand piano, concert-goers found themselves lost in its commanding acoustics."
Etymology,
The term 'piano' is derived from the Italian 'pianoforte,' which translates to 'soft-loud,' referring to the instrument's dynamic range. 'Concert' traces back to the Latin 'concertare,' meaning 'to bring together.' Together, they promise a heavyweight performance, no cardio required.
Yes. Grand Piano, Concert is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on May 17, 2026 and filed in the Musical Instruments section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes a concert grand piano thiccc?
A musical behemoth, unapologetically thiccc, exuding grandeur and sonorous vibes, often seen lounging in concert halls like it owns the place.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
Sources
Photograph by Lulu Wu, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate XXXVII.
