1. A watermelon of exceptional mass and rotundity, typically displayed with pride at county fairs and agricultural exhibitions. Its girth demands both admiration and logistical consideration.
2.colloq. Produce that makes the kitchen counter reassess its priorities.
In a sentence,
"The county fair presented a thiccc champion watermelon, so hefty the forklift was invited to the award ceremony."
Etymology,
From Middle English 'watermelon,' from Old English 'water' + 'melon,' from Latin 'melopepo' (a kind of gourd). The heavyweight class was invented the moment someone decided to use a bathroom scale.
Yes. Champion Watermelon, Heavyweight is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on May 11, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes a heavyweight champion watermelon thiccc?
Produce that makes the kitchen counter reassess its priorities.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
