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Entry · Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Heritage Tomato

Plate IV., A Brandywine of unusual proportions.

Photo by Anna Evans on Unsplash

Heritage Tomato

/HAIR-ih-tij tuh-MAY-toh/  n.
  1. 1. A cultivar of tomato, often grown from seeds passed down through generations, characterized by its robust flavor and generous proportions.
  2. 2. colloq. A tomato so thiccc it could have its own zip code.
In a sentence,

"The heritage tomato was the undisputed champion of the garden, flaunting its thiccc presence among the lesser fruits."

Etymology,

First attested in the 19th century, 'heritage' derives from the Old French 'eriter', meaning 'to inherit'. Truly, this tomato has inherited the throne of thicccness.

produce

Sources

  1. Photograph by Anna Evans, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/heritage-tomato-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a heritage tomato thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, H.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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