Concrete Mixer, Thiccctionary

Entry · Monday, April 27, 2026

Plate V., At rest. Engine idle. Drum rotating.

Concrete Mixer

/KON-kreet MIK-ser/ n.

1. An industrial vehicle of contemplative rotundity, characterized by a single, slowly-rotating, drum-shaped midsection.
2. The platonic ideal of thicccness: all body, no apologies.

In a sentence,

"That mixer is a thiccc rig - eight cubic yards of slow-spinning confidence and a drum that hums when shes full."

Etymology,

From concrete (Latin concretus, "grown together") + mixer. The drum's rotation is, for our purposes, decorative.

industrialconstructionvehicle

Photograph by Strange Happenings, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
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Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, C.
Catalogued under: Industrial Machinery. See related entries below.
Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.