An Entry Thursday, June 25, 2026
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Ceramic water jug on a wooden surface.

Plate XLIV. Ceramic water jug on a wooden surface.

Photo by Sven Brandsma on Unsplash

Ceramic Water Jug

/se-RA-mik WAH-ter jug/  n.
  1. 1. A vessel of real heft and notable curvature, particularly when viewed in profile, used for storing and dispensing water; often featuring a pronounced belly that suggests a capacity for holding considerably more than its modest height implies.
  2. 2. colloq. A heavyweight in the realm of household hydration, refusing to be overlooked on account of its generous midsection, which keeps the whole operation low to the ground and serious about it.
In a sentence:

"The thiccc ceramic water jug was placed on the table, and the table reconsidered its life choices."

Etymology:

From Greek keramikos (of pottery), ultimately from keramos (potter's clay), with 'jug' tracing back to Middle English jugge. The ceramic just wants to hold all the water, no questions asked.

From the desk

Filed by

Teddy VanceJunior Cataloguer

The belly on this jug does not apologize for its capacity, and the jug does not either.

Ruling ADMITTED, WITH A FOOTNOTE

Bart PrussSenior Cataloguer

The pronounced belly and notable profile curvature are on record. The suggestion that it holds more than just liquid is a footnote problem, not a measurement.

In the margin

Eliza HartwellStaff Writer

The table reconsidered its life choices and the jug just sat there, completely unbothered, which is honestly the correct response.

Frequently asked

Is a ceramic water jug thiccc?

Yes. Ceramic Water Jug was admitted to the Thiccctionary on June 25, 2026 and filed in the Domestic Goods section. The ruling on file: Admitted, with a footnote. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.

What makes a ceramic water jug thiccc?

A heavyweight in the realm of household hydration, refusing to be overlooked on account of its generous midsection, which keeps the whole operation low to the ground and serious about it.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Sven Brandsma, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate XLIV.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/ceramic-water-jug-thiccc/, the shareable "Is a ceramic water jug thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, C.
  4. Catalogued under: Domestic Goods. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: ruled admitted, with a footnote by the desk. Objections on file.

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