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Stove, Wood-Burning Cast Iron

Plate N. The Varde wood-burning stove, poised in eternal readiness for brisk evenings.

Photo by Sven Brandsma on Unsplash

Stove, Wood-Burning Cast Iron

/wood-BURN-ing CAST i-ron STOVE/  n.
  1. 1. A heating apparatus of substantial mass and poise, constructed from cast iron, designed for wood fuel consumption. Often found in settings with high aesthetic and thermal expectations.
  2. 2. colloq. A thermal powerhouse that refuses to budge even when the house trembles, known for its unapologetic dominance over domestic climate zones.
In a sentence,

"He installed a thiccc cast iron wood-burning stove in the cabin. The forest agreed to warm up to it."

Etymology,

From Middle English 'stove', from Old English 'stofa', meaning heated room, combined with 'iron', from Proto-Germanic *isarnan, indicating a novel method of not letting the cold win.

Sources

  1. Photograph by Sven Brandsma, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/stove-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a stove thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, S.
  4. Catalogued under: Domestic Goods. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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