1. A substantial slab of polished stone, often occupying pride of place in a kitchen, distinguished by its imperious thickness and lustrous surface.
2.colloq. A kitchen fixture that dares any cabinet beneath to question its authority, often overhanging with an air of permanence.
In a sentence,
"The newly installed granite countertop was so thiccc, it made the island look like it was on probation."
Etymology,
From Latin 'granum,' meaning grain, referring to its speckled texture, combined with 'counter,' a word with roots in Middle English 'contouren,' to arrange. Ironically, it refuses to be rearranged.
Yes. Slab, Granite Countertop is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on July 27, 2026 and filed in the Architecture & Infrastructure section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes a granite countertop slab thiccc?
A kitchen fixture that dares any cabinet beneath to question its authority, often overhanging with an air of permanence.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
