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The Thiccctionary

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Drum, Marching Bass

Plate N. A marching bass drum, viewed head-on, flaunting its expansive drumhead.

Photo by ASBA Drums on Unsplash

Drum, Marching Bass

/mahr-ching BAYS/  n.
  1. 1. An oversized percussion instrument, typically cylindrical, characterized by a generous drumhead diameter and substantial shell depth, producing resonant low frequencies that reverberate through parade routes.
  2. 2. colloq. The percussive equivalent of a freight train, known for its pronounced sonic footprint and refusal to be upstaged by lesser instruments.
In a sentence,

"The band marched through town with a thiccc marching bass drum leading the charge, its sonic wake resetting car alarms with each beat."

Etymology,

From Middle English drom (drum), of unknown origin, possibly imitative of the sound, + Old French marchier (to march). The etymology marches on, much like the drumline.

Sources

  1. Photograph by ASBA Drums, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/drum-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a drum thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, D.
  4. Catalogued under: Musical Instruments. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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