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Cabbage, Savoy

Plate XXVI., A quintessential thicccness in produce as seen in the first light.

Photo by Michael Schreiber on Unsplash

Cabbage, Savoy

/KAB-ij, suh-VOY/  n.
  1. 1. A botanical heavyweight of the brassica family, renowned for its deeply crinkled leaves and substantial presence in the garden; esp. one whose verdant layers suggest a rotational symmetry best admired in morning light.
  2. 2. colloq. The undisputed champion of greens that rolls onto the farmer's market scene with a quiet but palpable confidence.
In a sentence,

"In the soft glow of dawn, the farmer beheld a thiccc Savoy cabbage at the edge of the field. The neighboring lettuces could only dream of such heft."

Etymology,

From Middle French caboche, meaning 'head', referring to its bulbous shape, and from Savoy, a region in France known for cultivating this varietal. Clearly, it was never meant to be subtle.

Sources

  1. Photograph by Michael Schreiber, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/cabbage-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a cabbage thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, C.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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