An Entry Tuesday, May 5, 2026
The Thiccctionary
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A fruit that boldly carries the cosmos on its rind.

Plate XXV., A fruit that boldly carries the cosmos on its rind.

Photo by Julia Mitchell on Unsplash

Watermelon, Moon and Stars

/wah-ter-MEL-uhn, moon and STARZ/  n.
  1. 1. A cultivar of watermelon renowned for its celestial patterning of yellow spots and larger orbs set against a dark green rind, reminiscent of a night sky.
  2. 2. colloq. A galaxy's worth of thiccness wrapped in a constellation of juicy delight.
In a sentence,

"The Watermelon, Moon and Stars has a rind so thiccc, it could eclipse the sun."

Etymology,

Originating from the 1920s, the 'Moon and Stars' watermelon was developed in the United States, celebrated for its distinctive appearance. It's a fruit that puts the 'astro' in gastronomical.

Frequently asked

Is a moon and stars watermelon thiccc?

Yes. Watermelon, Moon and Stars is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on May 5, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.

What makes a moon and stars watermelon thiccc?

A galaxy's worth of thiccness wrapped in a constellation of juicy delight.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Julia Mitchell, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate XXV.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/watermelon-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a watermelon thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, W.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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