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Entry · Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Watermelon, Moon and Stars

Plate XV., A fruit that boldly carries the cosmos on its rind.

Photo by Julia Mitchell on Unsplash

Watermelon, Moon and Stars

/wah-ter-MEL-uhn, moon and STARZ/  n.
  1. 1. A cultivar of watermelon renowned for its celestial patterning of yellow spots and larger orbs set against a dark green rind, reminiscent of a night sky.
  2. 2. colloq. A galaxy's worth of thiccness wrapped in a constellation of juicy delight.
In a sentence,

"The Watermelon, Moon and Stars has a rind so thiccc, it could eclipse the sun."

Etymology,

Originating from the 1920s, the 'Moon and Stars' watermelon was developed in the United States, celebrated for its distinctive appearance. It's a fruit that puts the 'astro' in gastronomical.

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Sources

  1. Photograph by Julia Mitchell, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/watermelon-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a watermelon thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, W.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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