Editorial Ruling · Catalogued 2026-05-05
Is a Watermelon thiccc?
Plate XII. Whole watermelon resting on a white counter.
Watermelon is officially catalogued in the Thiccctionary. A cucurbit fruit of the species Citrullus lanatus, notable for a rind-to-flesh ratio that strongly favors the flesh, and a silhouette, viewed in profile on a white counter, that reads less as produce and more as a…
Frequently asked
Is a watermelon thiccc?
Yes. Watermelon was admitted to the Thiccctionary on May 5, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. The ruling on file: Admitted. Every subject in the catalogue is judged on its curves, not its size.
What makes a watermelon thiccc?
Wide at the equator and wide all the way through. She sits flat because she sits flat. That is not a compromise. That is a position.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
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