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Entry · Thursday, April 30, 2026

Note the pronounced lower bulb.

Plate XX., Note the pronounced lower bulb.

Photo by Jonathan Cooper on Unsplash

Avocado, Domestic

/a-vuh-KAH-doh/  n.
  1. 1. A pear-shaped fruit (Persea americana) of disproportionate top-to-bottom mass distribution, often photographed sliced for visual emphasis.
  2. 2. Any specimen exceeding 400g and exhibiting what botanists term 'a generous undercarriage'.
In a sentence,

"Florida grew an avocado so thiccc it required two hands and a pre-meal stretch. Toast was just the canvas."

Etymology,

From Spanish aguacate, from Nahuatl āhuacatl, originally meaning "testicle", which, frankly, tracks.

produce

Frequently asked

Is a domestic avocado thiccc?

Yes. Avocado, Domestic is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on April 30, 2026 and filed in the Produce & Botanical section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.

What makes a domestic avocado thiccc?

Any specimen exceeding 400g and exhibiting what botanists term 'a generous undercarriage'.

Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?

Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).

Sources

  1. Photograph by Jonathan Cooper, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate XX.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/avocado-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is an avocado thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, A.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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