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Courgette, Giant Green

Plate N. A robust example of the genus, showcasing its trademark full-bodied presence.

Photo by Melanie Andersen on Unsplash

Courgette, Giant Green

/kor-ZHET, JY-ant GREEN/  n.
  1. 1. A specimen of the Cucurbita pepo species displaying astonishing lateral expansion, often challenging the structural integrity of standard garden beds.
  2. 2. colloq. The zucchini equivalent of a vintage station wagon: elongated, substantial, and requiring a dedicated produce section.
In a sentence,

"The local farmer's market boasted a thiccc Courgette, Giant Green that required its own stall. The adjacent carrots were visibly envious."

Etymology,

From French courgette, diminutive of courge 'gourd', + Giant, Old English 'gēant', from Latin gigantem. The 'green' is self-explanatory, unless you're colorblind, in which case, apologies.

Sources

  1. Photograph by Melanie Andersen, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/courgette-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a courgette thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, C.
  4. Catalogued under: Produce & Botanical. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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