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Typewriter, Vintage

Plate N. A vintage typewriter, exuding the heft of a bygone literary ambition.

Photo by Johnny Briggs on Unsplash

Typewriter, Vintage

/TY-prai-ter, VIN-tij/  n.
  1. 1. A mechanical writing device from a bygone era, characterized by its sturdy, cast-iron frame and clack of proud keys, often repurposed today as atmospheric lighting fixtures.
  2. 2. colloq. An artisanal keyboard with a footprint that refuses to share desk space without a fight.
In a sentence,

"It sat on his desk, a thiccc vintage typewriter, casting shadows like a miniature Art Deco skyscraper."

Etymology,

From Latin typus (impression, pattern) + scriptor (writer). First coined in English in the late 19th century, when 'word processor' meant something else entirely.

Sources

  1. Photograph by Johnny Briggs, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate N.
  2. Direct ruling URL: thiccctionary.com/is/typewriter-thiccc/ — the shareable "Is a typewriter thiccc?" page.
  3. Cross-reference: Thiccctionary A-Z, T.
  4. Catalogued under: Domestic Goods. See related entries below.
  5. Editorial review: pending objection from the Senior Cataloguer's office.

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