1. A vessel of formidable heft and undeniable presence, typically fashioned from cast iron and favored by tea enthusiasts with a penchant for endurance brewing.
2.colloq. The blacksmith's fantasy for serving liquid courage, refusing to budge from its designated spot on any wooden surface.
In a sentence,
"She hefted the thiccc cast iron teapot to pour the morning brew. The table groaned in solidarity."
Etymology,
From Middle English te (a drink made from boiling leaves) + pot (a container). The iron part is purely self-explanatory: one simply does not argue with a metal that commands respect.
Yes. Teapot, Cast Iron is a catalogued Thiccctionary entry, ruled on May 12, 2026 and filed in the Domestic Goods section. Every subject in the catalogue has cleared the editorial bar for girth.
What makes a cast iron teapot thiccc?
The blacksmith's fantasy for serving liquid courage, refusing to budge from its designated spot on any wooden surface.
Is "thiccc" spelled with three c's?
Yes. The Thiccctionary house spelling uses three c's, distinguishing the editorial register from the colloquial "thicc" (two c's) and standard "thick" (one c).
Sources
Photograph by Fedor, via Unsplash. Catalogued under plate XXXII.
